Whenever someone breaks up with you or one of your friends does something really cartoonishly terrible, your immediate consolation is that this is going to make for a great essay.
Funny, but in a scary way?
I just don’t even.
that every, terrible, painful, tax-payer money wasting meeting I had to attend during my time at Mission Support Alliance (Hanford), was really just the result of someone’s festering childhood issues playing out in a very unsympathetic, cold, “mature” environment for the rest of us to ignore and/or feel uncomfortable about.
— David Foster Wallace (via beautyisanillusion)